Impossible bottle

Impossible bottle

Look at the ship in the bottle!
Sails standing tall, masts high,
floating on a sea of air and glass,
a mystery to the eye…

Look at the ship –
too big to fit through
the slim neck of the bottle.
Tell me how to
complete this impossible task.
Break it down, says the DJ.
Break. It. Down.
It’s the only way.

Look at the ship in the bottle…

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I wish I'd written this…

Due to vast amounts of studying recently I haven’t yet been able to write anything significant on this website, so instead I want to share something I recently discovered, which I wish I had written…

I just think this is so clever, so well written, and fucking hilarious!

Tim Minchin is my new favourite comedian.  He seems to be a little bit of everything I like (including uncanny resemblances to both Bill Bailey and Victoria Wood!).  He’s rock, he’s roll, and he’s a fabulous pianist. (He’s also pretty damn cute!) 😉

I’ve often toyed with the idea of putting my words to some kind of music, and would love to one day meet a musician I can really work with who is willing to listen to my waffles for long enough to try to find their rhythm.  Unfortunately I’m really not musical myself.

Anyway… I will try and write something soon.  My Japanese exam is on December 6th, and after that I plan on actually chilling out a bit and spending time doing things other than studying… so watch this space!


Social Networking your life away?

How many social networks do you belong to?  Can you count them on one hand?  I can’t…

Whether you’re Facebooked, Twittering, MySpaced out, Mixied up or Linked In, have you ever considered how much time you spend on these websites, and what they might actually be doing to your real social life?  I have, and I have become quite comfortable with my “online life” these days.  I think I’ve found a good balance between virtual and actual and, living in a different country and timezone to many of my friends, I have found that I just couldn’t live without social networks.  But to some, finding a happy balance between online world and real world can be a difficult task.

I check Facebook daily, even if it’s just to read the status updates of my friends (of which there are currently 152 – most of which I have met in real life, but not all), and I find that if I can’t get to a computer for some reason, I do begin to get a little anxious about what might be ‘going on’ on Facebook, without my being there to monitor it.  Unfortunately, my Japanese phone isn’t compatible with Facebook, so I can’t update my status from my cell phone like many of my friends do.  I recently read an article about a girl who tried to go ‘cold turkey’ and quit Facebook.  After just ten days she went back and reactivated her account.

My online life began with MySpace, back in 2006.  I was working in an office, and one of my friends there was obsessed with this website and kept showing it to me.  I had no interest and was a little wary of creating an online presence, but she convinced me it was a great way to make new friends and listen to cool music and, whaddya know, it was!  I was very cautious at first, and for a long time I insisted on using a picture of Nauscicaa as my profile picture, which attracted lots of anime geeks to my profile, but somehow felt safer than using a real picture of myself.

Eventually, my friends convinced me to use a real photo, and we even went out to have a ‘photo-shoot’ in our lunch break (which was actually a lot of fun!).  I used MySpace for a long time, and enjoyed starting a blog there, meeting new friends (many of which I have since met in real life and remain good friends), and discovering and listening to lots of great new music.

But MySpace seemed to die out a bit, and before I knew it all my friends were moving on to Facebook – the next big thing.  I stoically refused to join Facebook for the longest time, until one day I realised that none of my friends were ‘hanging out’ on MySpace anymore, and I would have to join Facebook if I wanted to keep up with them all.  At first I hated it, but now I’m not sure I can go without my daily fix.

These days I use Facebook and other social networking sites for two main purposes.  (1) To keep in touch with my friends and family, who are scattered over the globe, some of whom are too busy/lazy to write long emails, but will happily update their statuses or send me links to things I might find interesting. (2) To network my interests and promote my blogs.  I started writing blogs just for fun, but these days I want to be a bit more serious about writing things for people to read, and I’ve found that linking my blogs to sites such as Facebook can really help to increase my blog-traffic.

But I think we have to be careful.  During my ‘MySpace years’ I did go through a phase of being a bit too into it all, and I had to step back and think about my real life.  I was social networking my life away, at the expense of my real life. Social networking is all well and good as a tool to enhance your daily life, but don’t forget to go out and get a breath of unconnected, real-life fresh air occasionally… 😉


When you think the worst…

…sometimes you will be surprised.

I hate Thursdays.  Everyone who knows me knows this now, I think.  I have a bad selection of classes, and barely a moment to breathe, let alone pee. Some of the kids I teach are badly behaved, and most of them seem to come on Thursdays, just to make the day even worse.  One of them is dirty – he picks his nose and eats it in class.  One of them just likes to wind me up as much as possible.  Most of them like to chatter away in Japanese despite my efforts to stop them.  It’s not just the kids though.  Sometimes everything on a Thursday can bring me down.

Today was set to be no exception.  I had one of my bi-monthly meetings at head office to start my day, which meant a trip to a different part of town for a three hour meeting.   Then I had an hour, which was marked as my lunch break, in which to dash back to school, eat, and prepare myself to teach five lessons.  See?  It doesn’t sound good, does it?

So I woke up feeling blue.  I really didn’t want to even leave the house, but I put my suit on and dragged myself into town.  I went to Starbucks for breakfast, as an effort to put something good in my day.  There, I enjoyed a white mocha with non-fat milk (which I have recently learnt to ask for in Japanese!), a warm pumpkin scone (mmm.. autumn!) and a little quiet study time.  I was feeling a little better, until I realised I had to get ready to go to head office.

But then, chance started to intervene in my day, and I bumped into a new friend.  It’s always nice to see a friend when you don’t expect to, but even more so when that person is someone who always has something positive to say.  Almost immediately she told me she liked how I was dressed and that my suit really fitted well.  I suddenly felt a whole heap better than I had just five minutes ago.  Remember those old computer games when you have a health bar at the side of the screen, and it gradually goes down, but then you eat an apple or something and it goes up a notch?  Well it was like that!  Her positive comment was like a great big juicy apple, bringing up my health and happiness level.

So I went off to head office with a little more bounce in my step, but still aware that the health bar was going down with every minute, and that a three hour meeting was going to be tough.  But the meeting surprised me, actually.  Whilst I didn’t really learn anything new, I did meet a few new people and have some fun conversations.  It wasn’t so much like work, really.  I love talking, and I think having a few laughs or even sharing a couple of moans made me feel a little better again.  One more juicy red apple!

After the meeting I ran back to school, stuffing my lunch down me as I went, and I could feel my enthusiasm faltering again.  However, my first lesson was with one of my favourite students, who is usually my only little ray of light in a dark day.  And today was no exception.  Not only was she positive, entertaining, and lovely, she also gave me two persimmon.  Just because.  In my job I get a lot of souvenirs and gifts, but it’s something as simple as a piece of fruit which can really make my day. Two juicy orange persimmon to bring up my levels!

Then came the kids classes.  But… today they actually weren’t so bad.  I mean, nose-picker was picking (and making some terrible smells which actually made me gag!!), but a couple of kids were absent, which made it a bit quieter, and I tried a few new tricks which seemed to control them just a little bit more.  I don’t think I even raised my voice that much, which is a miracle for a Thursday.

Finally I had a couple of adult lessons, which were fine too.  Some interesting conversations and no questions that were too difficult for me to answer.

I didn’t leave work until very late as I had to clear up from my whirlwind of lessons, but I left school feeling fairly positive; certainly a lot more positive than I have for the last few Thursdays.

So, what’s the moral of today’s scribblings?  There are two.

1) If you think something nice about someone, say it! You never know how much they might really need that juicy red apple to bring up their health and happiness bar!

2) When you think the worst, you might just be surprised.  While it’s all well and good to go into things with a positive attitude, sometimes, if you’re too positive, you might feel let down.  Whereas, if you think the worst, maybe actually you’ll find that it’s not so bad.

Have a beautiful day tomorrow. 😀


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Time to write…

This evening I went to a talk by entrepreneur Caroline Pover, of Being A Broad fame.  The seminar was interesting and inspiring, and so was the informal dinner and drinks afterwards.  If there’s one thing that I take away with me tonight, it has to be something Caroline said right at the beginning of her talk.  Something I heard last time I went to a writing seminar, and the time before that.  And something that I’ve always known deep down in my heart.  If you want to be a writer, you’ve got to write EVERY DAY.

So, what was the first thing I did when I got home?  I started a new blog.  And here it is.  I already have a blog, Haikugirl, about my life in Japan and random Japanese stuff, so why start a new blog?  Well, this one is just about me: Ali Muskett.  Sometimes it might be about Japan, but other times it will just be about me, my thoughts, my scribblings, as it were.  So why publish it online?  There are a couple of reasons.  One: naturally I want people to read my writing, and no one is ever going to do that if I leave it all in a notebook.  Two: if I write online, and people do read this blog and leave comments, I might feel more motivated to continue writing every day.  And Three: whilst I do love love love print and paper and ink and all that old fashioned stuff, I’m willing to admit that we have to move with the times.  I can’t always carry a notebook and pen, but I do always have my cell phone with me, and when I’m not at home and able to blog, I hope I will be able to post the odd blog by email.

So, without further ado, I hereby present “Only me…”, a blog whose only purpose is to make me write and keep me inspired.  If you enjoy reading it, well, that’s a bonus for us both. 😉